February 2012
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I'm so glad I didn't watch Drive in theaters.
It would have been very difficult to contain this many lady boners.
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“Sometimes I think there’s a monster in my tummy and that’s why...”
– Jake, Adventure Time
Sh*t Nick says
“Vicky, you look different. You look more… ethnic”
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Nick: Let’s go to Ming Dynasty
Omar: Yea! We can all bike there!
Nick: No No No No
Omar & Me: (laughing)
Nick: You’re uninvited, Omar.
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Me: What’s a fun group thing to do on...
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How I know I belong in my Psych Class
Professor: Let's pick a bad movie as an example... Star Wars
Entire Class: What?! Booo!
Professor: Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones. That was terrible.
Entire Class: (nods in approval)
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Love triumphs h8
Feels good to no longer have a reason to be ashamed to be a Californian.
Worst. Dieter. Ever.
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“Don’t be silly. Everyone wants to be kissed, even philosophers.”
– Dick Avery, Funny Face (1943)
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I hate that I can never be surprised.
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Give it up, I can’t wait no more. I am stuck on your bedroom floor. With the thought that I may not be, As great as those who came before.
January 2012
66 posts
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Dear Noise-Canceling Headphones,
I love you. I really do.
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Detox Starting Monday!
Wish me luck :)
